I Don't Negotiate With Terrorists...

…Unless they belong to me. In which case I do negotiate with terrorists, and I do a lousy job at that. Case in point, Scarlett and I at lunch the other day:

M: How about Pb & J for lunch?

S: How about with chips?

M: Like chips with your sandwich?

S: No, like… just chips.

M: How about you eat your sandwich and some veggies, remember the dr. said to eat lot’s of veggies! Then we’ll see about chips.

S: How about I eat some sandwich and you get me chips and candy corns.

If I count the “corn” in candy corns, that’s a win for me, right?...